How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

biochromium:

pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

(via dulect)

icsek:

rizaoftheowls:

fortissimohno:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

Bitches, forget 2009, try before the purge of 2002. Quintessential ‘Read at your own risk’.

Originally posted by zechs

(via llamaal)

hedgehog1029:

iglcc:

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

mulan is definitely a princess and you can’t tell me otherwise

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nihilistgirlfriend:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

(via joshpeck)

cptainflint:

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

(via heckaroniandcheese)

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

fandomsandanythingelse:

theblueoddity:

celestialdorito:

thes3nator:

lorienleylines:

sweetiewhitpi:

thegriffinpuff:

hurleyquinn:

•  Don’t Stop Believing 
  
• Bohemian Rhapsody 
  
• Living On A Prayer 
  
• Come On Eileen 
  
• Sweet Caroline 
  
• Shot Through the Heart 
  
• Pour Some Sugar on Me 
  
• Sweet Home Alabama 
  
• Under Pressure 
  
• Shook Me All Night Long 
  
• Ice Ice Baby 
  
• Cotton Eyed Joe
  
• 500 Miles
  
• Wonderwall 
  
• Buddy Holly 
  
• A Thousand Miles 
  
• Teenage Dirtbag 
  
• Red Solo Cup 
  
• Mr Brightside 
  
• Never Gonna Give You Up 
  
• Eye of the Tiger 
  
• Chicken Fried 
  
• American Pie 
  
• I Love Rock and Roll 
  
• Dancing Queen 
  
• Don’t You Want Me
  
• We Will Rock You 
  
• The Time Warp 
  
• Hey Jude 
  
• Piano Man
  
• This Is How We Do It
  
• Drops of Jupiter 
  
• Hey Soul Sister
• In The End 
  
• All The Small Things 
  
• Stacy’s Mom 
  
• Kryptonite 
  
• All Star 
  
• You Found Me
  
• Bad Day 
  
• Bring Me To Life 
  
• Dance, Dance
  
• Sugar We’re Going Down 
  
• I Write Sins Not Tragedies 
  
• All The Small Things 
  
• Ocean Avenue 
  
• Dirty Little Secret 
  
• Margaritaville 
  
• Sk8er Boi
  
• Brown Eyed Girl 
  
• Life Is A Highway 
  
• Some Nights 
  
• Little Lion Man 
  
• Breakeven
  
• Hey There Delilah 
  
• Viva La Vida
  
• Use Somebody 
  
• Carry On My Wayward Son 
  
• Take On Me
  
• 1985 
  
• Iris 
  
• I’m Awesome 
  
• Seven Nation Army 
  
• September 
  
• Since U Been Gone
  
• Skinny Love 
  
• Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
  
• Bye Bye Bye 
  
• Say It Ain’t So 
  
• Somewhere Only We Know 
  
• I’m Yours 
  
• Last Resort 
  
• My Girl 
  
• Tiny Dancer 
  
• Roxanne
  
• Shout 
  
• I’m a Believer 
  
• Soul Man
  
• Feel Good Inc 
  
• Check Yes Juliet
  
• Walking On Sunshine 
  
• MMM Bop
  
• Pumped up Kicks 
  
• Hooked On A Feeling 
  
• It’s A Beautiful Day
  
• Summer Girls 
  
• Before He Cheats 
  
• Happy Together
• You Make My Dreams Come True
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
• DONTTRUSTME
• Shake It (Metro Station)
• Juke Box Hero
• Girls Just Want To Have Fun

so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP

Rebloging with the playlist.

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

Ain’t gonna lie

(via spongebobssquarepants)

supergeek1:

letmeletmetrashyourlove:

I rewatched Captain America: Civil War last night and when Peter and Steve are talking during the airport fight scene, Peter says 

“He also said I should go for your legs” and he kinda chuckles 

and the only thing I could think of was that Peter saw that vine “How did you take down Captain America?” and the guy responds in a Russian accent, “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot”

https://youtu.be/_2bGG4m6rmg

(via irresponsiblereader)